CHE TANGO! – Saturday Afternoon Practica at ULTIMATE TANGO

🎶🧦🍻 CHE TANGO! – Saturday Afternoon Practica at ULTIMATE TANGO 🍻🧦🎶
🚶‍♂️💃 Walk in. Dance out. Laugh throughout.
📅 Saturdays | 3-6 PM
📍 Ultimate Tango – 349 Washington St, Malden, MA 02155
🚗 FREE PARKING for 50+ cars!
🚆 Just a 3-min walk from Oak Grove T stop (Orange Line).
✨ What’s in store?
Welcome to Che Tango!, the most laid-back, slightly ridiculous, and irresistibly charming Argentine Tango Practica in town. We dance, we snack, we sip mini beers like it’s 1955 in a forgotten tango bar somewhere between Buenos Aires and your Eastern European grandma’s kitchen.
The tables are dressed in red-checkered plastic, the air smells faintly of good cheese and kielbasa, and the beer flows from large bottles into tiny glasses—just as it should. Expect smooth tangos, clumsy tangos, giggly tangos, and maybe even a polka or two if we get carried away.
Come practice your embrace, argue about technique, and refuel with bread, pickles, and laughter. No pressure, just good old-fashioned fun and great company.
Shoes optional, socks welcome (after all, if you spell "socks" out loud, you get es-o-ke-es—eso qué es? Exactly).
Good humor required. Bring your best tango face and your worst tango excuses.

👞 Shoes optional, socks encouraged.
😂 Good humor required.
🎭 Bring your best tango face and your worst tango excuses.
👉 Tag your tango friends! The more, the merrier… or at least, the weirder.
📢 See you on the dance floor at Ultimate Tango!
MORE INFO: https://www.ultimatetango.com/che-tango

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🎟 PRICING:
💰 Entry: $15
👯‍♂️ Bring a Friend: $20 for both (both leaders or both followers—totally fine!)
🧦 Wear Ridiculous Socks: Get $2 off (One discount per person - no sock bribery loopholes!)
🎵 MUSIC BRIBES (a.k.a. DJ Ransom System)
💸 Tip $20 = Force the DJ to play traditional tango for 3 tandas.
💸 Tip $20 = Support the DJ’s "artistic freedom" (aka, neo-tango experiments) for 3 tandas.

• CHE TANGO! – Saturday Afternoon Practica at ULTIMATE TANGO

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